Hi again. I've missed you.

Hello All,

I have to say that I have been a bit negligent in my posting. I have been a bit busy and I’ve had a lot to write about. Some stuff kinda serious, and other things a bit more fun. I decided to take this time to write about the less serious stuff while I had a minute and see if I get any responses……is an body out there????

First off, I have to thank my man Presley for re doing the site. We have been raising money to flip this site and make it kick ass. When I showed Pres how much readership I have gotten, and how much money we raised to re do this bitch, he felt badly for me and did it for free. No just kidding. He actually saw the site and told me he had an hour to kill, and he did all of the design and everything here and let me check it out. It amazed me and he put it all together for me. Now it looks like I have an actual place out here. Thanks my man your work is awsome. Also, check out his stuff at comedy central. (not that comedy central has any part of his work on this site in his free time. In no way do the ideas or opinions expressed on this site necessarily represent those at Comedy Central). Just thought I should add that. Anyway, thanks Pres.

So I have to say that my man Jimmy came up this weekend, and that was a good time. We caught some good beers, bands, and flicks, and I have to say that I’m drinking Shafer right now….he’ll explain later.

I also have to thank Conor for being the only one to check this site on a daily basis, or at all. It means a lot, and this blog’s for you…………

So I was talking to my Girlfriend the other day. She told me at work that they were having a pizza party. I was like, “that’s cool”. It was like when we were kids and someone’s mom bought pizza or we got rewarded at school for something and we got a pizza party. I started thinking and I recalled that I’ve actually had pizza parties in college and at work and I’m well into if not almost out of my twenties. That just made me think…..What the Fuck is a pizza party? I mean there are no hats, no streamers, no balloons, and no booze. A bunch of people sit around and eat pizza and have awkward conversations. What makes it a PARTY? I don’t get it. I mean we could all be sitting around eating celery, but why isn’t that called a celery party? Ohhhh, but pizza is fun you say? Well what the hell about ice cream. No wait, that’s a fucking ice cream social! What does that mean. Are we not social while eating pizza or celery? Is there something about the lactose that makes us more able to talk to our peers. If that were the case, ice cream would be served at bars. Right now, I’m drinking beer and having cigarettes. Does that make this a beer social and cigarette party? Nope. It just makes me an alcoholic with a tendency to do things that are bad for me. Well, I think not. This is more of a party. So next time the dumb ass people in your HR department want to boost company morale with a pizza party or ice cream social, say in a certain voice, “No thank you! Unless there’s booze, I shall not call this anything of the like. I’m off to have beer, chicken wings, and cigarettes with my man Kahlil. And then and only then will we have a party and be social.” Don’t worry, the celery is included with the wings……….

Stay tuned for my rants about the “quality” of HR departments. I have a good one from my own experience. It’s a doozy. (If you happen to work or want to work in HR, no offense. In fact, I think this can be helpful).

Law school Update: accepted at 5 out of 8. A couple full rides, and a scholarship. The other three I haven’t heard from yet. Keep your fingers crossed. So far, I’m excited by Northeastern, and happy that UCONN said yes, and flattered that a few others have graced me with nice offers. Until next time, Peace, and I hope all is well.

HAPPY BIRFDAY, KATIE!!!!! LET'S HAVE SOME PIZZA AND ICE CREAM!