Chicken ballz

What’s up. I think this will be a quick post. I’m at work right now, and I hate it, so I figured I’d drop a quick line. Actually, if I just sit here and look at porn, maybe I can get fired…hmmm. Tempting. So I was listening to the radio the other day and I noticed an increased amount of people using the word “literally” when the speaker is being anything but literal. I fucking hate that. Just because you say “literally” doesn’t make something more amazing or believable. For example: When I heard the retarded douche bag on the radio use literally in an inappropriate manner, I literally jumped out of my seat. Now, we all know I didn’t do this. I don’t jump. And it just makes me sound like a moron because I’m being contradictory. I’m saying it really happened, but it, in fact, did not. Just sounds wiked retaaaded dude. So anyone who is guilty of this practice, fucking, cut it out. Thanks.